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1. What is the best table game to play in the Casino?
That depends on what you like. If you want to be a bad Jew and you like
losing money then most any game would work, especially Caribbean Stud
and Let it Ride. The best game in my opinion is Pai Gow Poker because
not only does it let you get your drink on, you don't lose much playing
it.
2. Are there any places that are still "Old Vegas"?
Old Vegas still exists, at least for the time being. Unfortunately Old Vegas dies
every day but fortunately it also gains every day. If you are looking
Old Vegas, I'd go to Summerlin. There is no shortage of old people
there. A lot are Jewish too. You will find a Del Web there but be
prepared, you must be at least 55 to get in. Next week I will provide
other old folks homes too.
3. Is Downtown a good place to go or is it a dive?
Depends. It
is a great place to go to get shot, stabbed, beat down, crack, cheap
hookers, cross dressing hookers, AIDS, Herpes, The Clap, Crabs, Robbed,
Jacked, Murdered, Raped, and so much more. Trust me, there is no
shortage of things to do downtown. If you are looking for any of the
above or just cheap beer, there is no better place to be.
4. Does Vegas have any shows under $100 any more?
Vegas has shows
for free if you want. I personally love the show that has North Las
Vegas Police beating down well deserving people. It is great! You see
Night Sticks, Pepper Spray, and more. Sometimes for bonus features you
even get to see the dogs in action. That is a real treat.
- Lil' Jew
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