The "Ask the Jew" Column!

Monthly Ask the Jew Jewish Column with tips on Gambling, Nightlife & Everything Las Vegas


1. Should Oscar Goodman be President?
Hell yes. I'd vote for him in a heart beat. He doesn't take crap from anyone. If anyone messes with him they get "whacked" and he has turned Vegas into a city to be proud of. Hell, if you are brave enough to deal with the Mob on a daily basis than you must be brave enough to deal with some flea infested terrorists, not to mention the liberal politicians.

2. Why doesn't Vegas have a Pro Sports Team?
Tell me asshole, do you want to run around when its a 110 degrees!

3. What does a sports Handicap mean?
It means you suck at it!

4. I see ads for Escorts all over Vegas, are they legal here?
Everything is legal if you don't get caught. Hire a hooker not an undercover cop moron.

5. Where do Babies come from?
Well if the abortion clinics do there jobs right, not from me.

   - Lil' Jew
 

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